I brought home a date after a great evening - she was pretty and seemed smart. Seemed. We came home and she was fidgetting a bit but I didn't consider the implications. I went to the toilet, and took a dump. When I came back out, we made out for a while. On my way to the kitchen, I noticed a pillow on the floor. And an odd smell... Turning over the pillow, there was shit on the floor. She told me the dog did it while I was in the bathroom. Unfortunately I don't have a dog - she saw the basket I keep for a friend and assumed... There was no 2. date.

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#41 (0) - Jul 15, 2009 04:12 PM by Barney - Dating - I agree, you are screwed (9) - You deserved that one (0)

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