went on a blind date with a chap who was so up his backside, he didn't like what i was wearing and kept making me feel stupid....so he asked to come in for coffee...and i thought i know what you're after matey boy and you aint getting any! so obliged...anyway we were sat chatting and i really wanted him to go...so i rolled backwards and farted! he was so disgusted (desired effect accomplished) he rang his mate to slag me off...so whilst on the phone i called him a taxi...showed him the door, whilst he was still reeling from the shock that a woman can actually fart! yep pretty disastrous.

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#14 (0) - Jun 30, 2009 04:44 PM by Nadia - Dating - I agree, you are screwed (6) - You deserved that one (1)

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