A guy took me to the Tompkins Square Park dog parade on a date, followed by brunch, where he told me about how he can't have orgasms because he's on Prozac. And oh, could I cover brunch, because he makes like zero dollars

I brought home a date after a great evening - she was pretty and seemed smart. Seemed. We came home and she was fidgetting a bit but I didn't consider the implications. I went to the toilet, and took a dump. When I came back out, we made out for a while. On my way to the kitchen, I noticed a pillow on the floor. And an odd smell... Turning over the pillow, there was shit on the floor. She told me the dog did it while I was in the bathroom. Unfortunately I don't have a dog - she saw the basket I keep for a friend and assumed... There was no 2. date.

On my way to my boyfriend my friend txt'ed me to ask if I wanted to go to the movies. Said no, and lied about going to visit my boyfriend, who she think i had broken up with. I went to surprise my boyfriend to show him how much i liked him, and how sorry I was for allmost dumping him. When going by this window I saw my friend, bouncing topless up and down..... Never spoke to them again. Worst date in my life

We went on a date after meeting at a party thrown by a common friend. We clicked, and decided to go out to eat. We ended up at her place, and had a great time. Right until the time her parents came home. Turns out, they didn't appreciate a 25 year old boinking their 17 year old daughter. She said she was 22!

He asked me if i would go on a date with him. Wasnt really sure but accepted it. After the date he kissed me and eventhough i wasnt really in the mood for beeing kissed by him, i did it. 7 days later my doctor tells me i have Influenza A... ends up in the hospital and my boss fires me for beeing sick too long. Do i have to say this was the worst date ever ? If i see the guy again, i will kick him in the balls! Have never lost so much for one single date!

My co worker and I got hot and dirty at the xmas party. Couldnt keep our hands from each other and went into a closet and started having sex. Completly naked we made so much noise, that our boss came to see what was going on. As he opned the door we fell out, landed on the floor while everyone was laughing. To make matters worse: It seems that my co worker had a girlfriend who had just turned up to the party to surprise her boyfriend. We sit across from each other at work - still akward and people still wispers about us :(

There was a guy who worked at the art store next door to us who asked me out. We went to a nice restaurant and had just ordered when he leaned over the table and said "I shave my balls." I excused myself, went through the kitchen, and straight out the back door to a bar to use the phone and call my friend to pick me up

Last Friday, my sweet pea took me to A gas station for dinner! It stunk like smoke and urine, and it was really cheap. To make it worse, I dressed up, because he told me that we were going someplace nice. Halfway through the meal, when Sweet Pea was in the little boy's room, a trucker asked me for my digits!

The worst date...accidental role reversal! I watched college ball during dinner, and he whined and cried that I wasn't paying any attention to him!!

I had met this really cute chick at a bar when I was out with some friends. We didn't talk much, but I got her number and we proceeded to text a bit over the next week. I plunged and asked her on a date. When I opened the door she looked confused at me. Turns out she thought she was going on a date with a different guy - one of my friends who was also at the bar that night. :(

I have a serious sleeping disorder. My problem is not getting sleep but keeping awake. One time we went to a movie and I fell asleep. I was awakened by the guard. It turned out the movie house was already closed and everyone including my date already went home. She never talked to me again

I was 17 and saw this kinda cute girl. Remember, i was drunk so my vision didnt work as it should ;) We got home to her and started some serious petting. I removed her top and WTF, her upper body was like a bodybuilders! Ok no fear, im getting some, so fuck it. I put my hands down her pants and started... well you know. My fingers started going in to a spasm and started hurtig like hell. Tryed to remove my hand, but at this time she was NOT in the mood to stop - so she literally forced me to give her an orgasm, while i was allmost crying of pain. Did i get something? No she just left me