A guy took me to the Tompkins Square Park dog parade on a date, followed by brunch, where he told me about how he can't have orgasms because he's on Prozac. And oh, could I cover brunch, because he makes like zero dollars

We went on a date after meeting at a party thrown by a common friend. We clicked, and decided to go out to eat. We ended up at her place, and had a great time. Right until the time her parents came home. Turns out, they didn't appreciate a 25 year old boinking their 17 year old daughter. She said she was 22!

I brought home a date after a great evening - she was pretty and seemed smart. Seemed. We came home and she was fidgetting a bit but I didn't consider the implications. I went to the toilet, and took a dump. When I came back out, we made out for a while. On my way to the kitchen, I noticed a pillow on the floor. And an odd smell... Turning over the pillow, there was shit on the floor. She told me the dog did it while I was in the bathroom. Unfortunately I don't have a dog - she saw the basket I keep for a friend and assumed... There was no 2. date.

On my way to my boyfriend my friend txt'ed me to ask if I wanted to go to the movies. Said no, and lied about going to visit my boyfriend, who she think i had broken up with. I went to surprise my boyfriend to show him how much i liked him, and how sorry I was for allmost dumping him. When going by this window I saw my friend, bouncing topless up and down..... Never spoke to them again. Worst date in my life

My co worker and I got hot and dirty at the xmas party. Couldnt keep our hands from each other and went into a closet and started having sex. Completly naked we made so much noise, that our boss came to see what was going on. As he opned the door we fell out, landed on the floor while everyone was laughing. To make matters worse: It seems that my co worker had a girlfriend who had just turned up to the party to surprise her boyfriend. We sit across from each other at work - still akward and people still wispers about us :(

The worst date...accidental role reversal! I watched college ball during dinner, and he whined and cried that I wasn't paying any attention to him!!

went on a blind date with a chap who was so up his backside, he didn't like what i was wearing and kept making me feel stupid....so he asked to come in for coffee...and i thought i know what you're after matey boy and you aint getting any! so obliged...anyway we were sat chatting and i really wanted him to go...so i rolled backwards and farted! he was so disgusted (desired effect accomplished) he rang his mate to slag me off...so whilst on the phone i called him a taxi...showed him the door, whilst he was still reeling from the shock that a woman can actually fart! yep pretty disastrous.

He asked me if i would go on a date with him. Wasnt really sure but accepted it. After the date he kissed me and eventhough i wasnt really in the mood for beeing kissed by him, i did it. 7 days later my doctor tells me i have Influenza A... ends up in the hospital and my boss fires me for beeing sick too long. Do i have to say this was the worst date ever ? If i see the guy again, i will kick him in the balls! Have never lost so much for one single date!

I had met this really cute chick at a bar when I was out with some friends. We didn't talk much, but I got her number and we proceeded to text a bit over the next week. I plunged and asked her on a date. When I opened the door she looked confused at me. Turns out she thought she was going on a date with a different guy - one of my friends who was also at the bar that night. :(

One time I had a date with a man who was a Captain in the Army. Our date was dancing, then we went back to my place. He went to the bathroom and when he did not return to me, I found him in my closet sleeping under my shoes. I had opened the closet to look for him and I just saw these size 13 feet poking out of my shoe closet. He had put all my shoes on top of him and well he fell asleep

This really fat girl, living next to me on the dorm, had a huge crush on me. After one very wet night, I woke up abit when allmost falling out of the bed. The hangover was so massive, but what a chock. In the bed with me, was this very very fat girl, allmost pushing me out. WTF! Asked what the hell is going on, and she told me i passed out, and she carried me home. She couldnt help her self, and tryed to have sex with me, but passed out guys didnt seem to be the best partners, so she had gone to bed with me, in the hope we could hook up when i woke up. Fucking Worst Date EVER

I went on this date with a great guy who I'd wanted to ask me out for a while. We had a nice time at the restaurant, and after a nice desert he drove me home. I kissed him goodnight on the cheek and we agreed that we both wanted to do it again some other time. I got out of his car, and slammed the door, and just as he drove off I realized my $700 dress was stuck in the door. Very shortly after, I was a semi-naked woman in the cold evening air, running for my door.