Went home with this sexy asian chick once, after a night of partying, ready for hot luvin'. When we arrived at her house, apparently she had 3 kids, who all woke up since it was 8 o'clock in the morning. So, insted of steamy sex, I got kicked in the face by her young karate kid while falling asleep on her sofa in front of McGuyver rolling on dvd, after I had chenged diapers and fed one of her kids with hot milk. Then I joined her in the shower, hoping for more, only to get laughed at by her kids cause I had tanlines. Very sexy date I must say... ARGH...

I was 17 and saw this kinda cute girl. Remember, i was drunk so my vision didnt work as it should ;) We got home to her and started some serious petting. I removed her top and WTF, her upper body was like a bodybuilders! Ok no fear, im getting some, so fuck it. I put my hands down her pants and started... well you know. My fingers started going in to a spasm and started hurtig like hell. Tryed to remove my hand, but at this time she was NOT in the mood to stop - so she literally forced me to give her an orgasm, while i was allmost crying of pain. Did i get something? No she just left me

My co worker and I got hot and dirty at the xmas party. Couldnt keep our hands from each other and went into a closet and started having sex. Completly naked we made so much noise, that our boss came to see what was going on. As he opned the door we fell out, landed on the floor while everyone was laughing. To make matters worse: It seems that my co worker had a girlfriend who had just turned up to the party to surprise her boyfriend. We sit across from each other at work - still akward and people still wispers about us :(

On my way to my boyfriend my friend txt'ed me to ask if I wanted to go to the movies. Said no, and lied about going to visit my boyfriend, who she think i had broken up with. I went to surprise my boyfriend to show him how much i liked him, and how sorry I was for allmost dumping him. When going by this window I saw my friend, bouncing topless up and down..... Never spoke to them again. Worst date in my life

I went on a date with this guy whom I really liked. He had a pretty bad reputation around town for being a player, but I had a good feeling about him. I'm no longer a virgin, and I haven't talked to him since. :(

He chased me for weeks, and when I finally said, "Yes" he said "No"! We worked that out, but it was only one hurdle in my Worst Date Ever.

I brought home a date after a great evening - she was pretty and seemed smart. Seemed. We came home and she was fidgetting a bit but I didn't consider the implications. I went to the toilet, and took a dump. When I came back out, we made out for a while. On my way to the kitchen, I noticed a pillow on the floor. And an odd smell... Turning over the pillow, there was shit on the floor. She told me the dog did it while I was in the bathroom. Unfortunately I don't have a dog - she saw the basket I keep for a friend and assumed... There was no 2. date.

I hooked up with this girl back in college. She lived right next to the school, so it was really a convenient place to go after parties. In the morning I was woken up by an insistent knocking on her dorm-room door. Outside is my friend, telling me to get dressed, my mom sent him to pick me up. Fine, I get driven home. When we get home, I say goodbye, but he starts to get out of the car. "Where are you going?" "With you" "No, you're not. I'm gonna sleep." "No you aren't" Inside is my whole family including close relatives. Turns out *someone* remembered my 18th birthday...

I had for many years thought i was bi sexual. So one evening out drinking I meet a guy ( very first ever ) and decided to go all in, to explore my sexuality. At his place it starts getting hot and he ask if I want a BJ, and i agree. Just as he was busy sucking my dick I realized - I'm not a bisexual! Wait a minute - I'M STRAIGHT!

He was so cool and getting on a date with him, was like a dream. So we starts getting hot and what happens ? He tricks me to get naked ( yes I know, my own fault ) but then he starts to ask me to lick his feet, call him my little bitch and much much worse things. A cool guy but inside a freak and wierd dude - just got the hell out of there!

I had met this really cute chick at a bar when I was out with some friends. We didn't talk much, but I got her number and we proceeded to text a bit over the next week. I plunged and asked her on a date. When I opened the door she looked confused at me. Turns out she thought she was going on a date with a different guy - one of my friends who was also at the bar that night. :(

I was invited to the county fair. When we got there his plan was to not pay and to instead jump the fence. Which he did... and then took off like a bat out of hell. Me, yeah, I jump it too because I'm trying to be all cool like him. But my style is to be casual so as to not cause suspision. Of course I get caught. Do they open a gate for me somewhere and tell me to leave? Oh hell no. They said 'Go back out the way you came.' That's right. I had to climb BACK over the fence in front of them.

I went on a date with the boy I had a crush on so bad and so long and when he finally asked me out. I was thrill and nothing bad could happen except for that's what I thought. I put a fake ponytail in my head because I didn't want to wear it down, I didn't have many hair pins so I put up there what I had. We went to Red Lobster and was seated. The waiter came by a bushed against me and as he walked off my ponytail was some how stuck to his shirt and when he walked off so did my ponytail. Everyone in the resturant and my date laughed all night.

I was out partying with this cute swedish guy i know. On the dancefloor I dance next to a pole, and for fun, this guy pulls up a pair of handcuffs. Stupid as i am, I let him put he handcuffs around my hands, so im chained to the pole. All of a sudden a friend of his, calls him from the bar, and he runs up to him. 2hours later the bar closes and I'm STILL THERE! Lucky hes outside talking to some friends so the bartender gets him in there to unchain me. I NEVER speaks to him again!

This really fat girl, living next to me on the dorm, had a huge crush on me. After one very wet night, I woke up abit when allmost falling out of the bed. The hangover was so massive, but what a chock. In the bed with me, was this very very fat girl, allmost pushing me out. WTF! Asked what the hell is going on, and she told me i passed out, and she carried me home. She couldnt help her self, and tryed to have sex with me, but passed out guys didnt seem to be the best partners, so she had gone to bed with me, in the hope we could hook up when i woke up. Fucking Worst Date EVER