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He was so cool and getting on a date with him, was like a dream. So we starts getting hot and what happens ? He tricks me to get naked ( yes I know, my own fault ) but then he starts to ask me to lick his feet, call him my little bitch and much much worse things. A cool guy but inside a freak and wierd dude - just got the hell out of there!

#70 (0) - Aug 24, 2009 12:03 PM by Sandra - Sex and naughty - I agree, you are screwed (5) - You deserved that one (11)

Had a date with a girl i knew who had a crush on me. We ended up talking a lot on the phone and via IMs. When it came time for the actual date, had nothing to say to each other. talk about uncomfortable silences. Lesson learned, don't talk too much before actually meeting in person.

#11 (0) - Jun 30, 2009 04:41 PM by Tom - Dating - I agree, you are screwed (0) - You deserved that one (3)

The worst date...accidental role reversal! I watched college ball during dinner, and he whined and cried that I wasn't paying any attention to him!!

#2 (0) - Jun 28, 2009 11:28 AM by emilie - Dating - I agree, you are screwed (8) - You deserved that one (7)

Was set up with this nice girl. Everything was going fine untill she wanted to talk about religion. I'm a non beliver, and all my one night stands are there to prove it. She was a Jehovas Witness, and before i knew it, I had WatchTower slapped in the face, A lecture about my huge chance of becomming lost for the lord, All the devils in my body ect ect. I RAN out of the resturent and 12 hours later i got a txt message: Hi, I had fun. What happend to you? Sorry you git ill in the middle! I told you the devils demons was in you. I really like you, see you tonight again ? WORST DATE ever

#31 (0) - Jul 9, 2009 10:26 AM by Henry - Blind date - I agree, you are screwed (6) - You deserved that one (1)

I went on a date with this guy whom I really liked. He had a pretty bad reputation around town for being a player, but I had a good feeling about him. I'm no longer a virgin, and I haven't talked to him since. :(

#39 (0) - Jul 15, 2009 03:59 PM by Connie - Sex and naughty - I agree, you are screwed (5) - You deserved that one (27)

I was invited to the county fair. When we got there his plan was to not pay and to instead jump the fence. Which he did... and then took off like a bat out of hell. Me, yeah, I jump it too because I'm trying to be all cool like him. But my style is to be casual so as to not cause suspision. Of course I get caught. Do they open a gate for me somewhere and tell me to leave? Oh hell no. They said 'Go back out the way you came.' That's right. I had to climb BACK over the fence in front of them.

#10 (0) - Jun 30, 2009 04:40 PM by melanie - Dating - I agree, you are screwed (2) - You deserved that one (7)

I once got invited to dinner in Paris from this dreamy guy, and since I did not speak french at all, he took care of ordering. Snails and a wonderful soup for entre, a delicious piece of meat I still cannot pronounce for maincourse and sorbet icecream for dessert. Everything seemed perfect, until afterwards, when we walked in the moonshine towards Tour de Eiffel and sat down to make out. My head swoll up, my tongue too, and I realized I was having an allegic reaction from the soup, which apparantly had clams in it. We spent the rest of our date in the emergency room..He never called me again.

#37 (0) - Jul 13, 2009 05:10 AM by Anna-Maria - Dating - I agree, you are screwed (5) - You deserved that one (0)

My worst date was the one that I went on with my ex-boyfriend a couple of months ago. He took me to this cheap restaurant and ordered a strange dish that had lots of garlic in it, and I just had a smoothie. After dinner, he tried to make a move on me, and his breath smelled so bad! It was a total turnoff, and I broke up with him right then and there, and went home!

#45 (0) - Jul 26, 2009 04:35 PM by sam - Dating - I agree, you are screwed (1) - You deserved that one (12)

There was a guy who worked at the art store next door to us who asked me out. We went to a nice restaurant and had just ordered when he leaned over the table and said "I shave my balls." I excused myself, went through the kitchen, and straight out the back door to a bar to use the phone and call my friend to pick me up

#44 (0) - Jul 18, 2009 05:26 AM by sandra - Dating - I agree, you are screwed (10) - You deserved that one (1)

I went on a date with the boy I had a crush on so bad and so long and when he finally asked me out. I was thrill and nothing bad could happen except for that's what I thought. I put a fake ponytail in my head because I didn't want to wear it down, I didn't have many hair pins so I put up there what I had. We went to Red Lobster and was seated. The waiter came by a bushed against me and as he walked off my ponytail was some how stuck to his shirt and when he walked off so did my ponytail. Everyone in the resturant and my date laughed all night.

#4 (0) - Jun 28, 2009 11:31 AM by Kimberly - Dating - I agree, you are screwed (1) - You deserved that one (5)

He chased me for weeks, and when I finally said, "Yes" he said "No"! We worked that out, but it was only one hurdle in my Worst Date Ever.

#5 (0) - Jun 28, 2009 11:44 AM by Lesly - Dating - I agree, you are screwed (1) - You deserved that one (0)

I hooked up with this girl back in college. She lived right next to the school, so it was really a convenient place to go after parties. In the morning I was woken up by an insistent knocking on her dorm-room door. Outside is my friend, telling me to get dressed, my mom sent him to pick me up. Fine, I get driven home. When we get home, I say goodbye, but he starts to get out of the car. "Where are you going?" "With you" "No, you're not. I'm gonna sleep." "No you aren't" Inside is my whole family including close relatives. Turns out *someone* remembered my 18th birthday...

#32 (0) - Jul 9, 2009 12:38 PM by Patrick - Sex and naughty - I agree, you are screwed (0) - You deserved that one (0)

I was 17 and saw this kinda cute girl. Remember, i was drunk so my vision didnt work as it should ;) We got home to her and started some serious petting. I removed her top and WTF, her upper body was like a bodybuilders! Ok no fear, im getting some, so fuck it. I put my hands down her pants and started... well you know. My fingers started going in to a spasm and started hurtig like hell. Tryed to remove my hand, but at this time she was NOT in the mood to stop - so she literally forced me to give her an orgasm, while i was allmost crying of pain. Did i get something? No she just left me

#17 (0) - Jul 5, 2009 06:59 AM by casper - Sex and naughty - I agree, you are screwed (7) - You deserved that one (2)

y worst date was with a guy named Andy. Sure he was hot and had a great smile, but there was a flaw to him. He had horrible B.O.! He picked me up for a date and the entire car smelled like armpit. Even worse, we chose to have dinner in the next town over, so I had to stay in that car for 30 minutes! It seemed like 30 hours!

#46 (0) - Jul 26, 2009 04:35 PM by Kris - Dating - I agree, you are screwed (6) - You deserved that one (3)

Last Friday, my sweet pea took me to A gas station for dinner! It stunk like smoke and urine, and it was really cheap. To make it worse, I dressed up, because he told me that we were going someplace nice. Halfway through the meal, when Sweet Pea was in the little boy's room, a trucker asked me for my digits!

#3 (0) - Jun 28, 2009 11:29 AM by Cathrine - Dating - I agree, you are screwed (9) - You deserved that one (3)

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