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Hard working dude with a passion for reading other peoples distaster dates. I remember when i was single, and sure enough - you will find one of my horrible stories somewhere on the site

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This really fat girl, living next to me on the dorm, had a huge crush on me. After one very wet night, I woke up abit when allmost falling out of the bed. The hangover was so massive, but what a chock. In the bed with me, was this very very fat girl, allmost pushing me out. WTF! Asked what the hell is going on, and she told me i passed out, and she carried me home. She couldnt help her self, and tryed to have sex with me, but passed out guys didnt seem to be the best partners, so she had gone to bed with me, in the hope we could hook up when i woke up. Fucking Worst Date EVER

He chased me for weeks, and when I finally said, "Yes" he said "No"! We worked that out, but it was only one hurdle in my Worst Date Ever.

Was set up with this nice girl. Everything was going fine untill she wanted to talk about religion. I'm a non beliver, and all my one night stands are there to prove it. She was a Jehovas Witness, and before i knew it, I had WatchTower slapped in the face, A lecture about my huge chance of becomming lost for the lord, All the devils in my body ect ect. I RAN out of the resturent and 12 hours later i got a txt message: Hi, I had fun. What happend to you? Sorry you git ill in the middle! I told you the devils demons was in you. I really like you, see you tonight again ? WORST DATE ever

I had for many years thought i was bi sexual. So one evening out drinking I meet a guy ( very first ever ) and decided to go all in, to explore my sexuality. At his place it starts getting hot and he ask if I want a BJ, and i agree. Just as he was busy sucking my dick I realized - I'm not a bisexual! Wait a minute - I'M STRAIGHT!