Flop Stories
I went on a date with this guy whom I really liked. He had a pretty bad reputation around town for being a player, but I had a good feeling about him. I'm no longer a virgin, and I haven't talked to him since. :(
One night everything that could go wrong went wrong. I felt like a single, but infact i kinda had 2 boyfriends. At this speed date, what do happens? I sit at the next person who is my boyfriend, and the table after is occupied by my second boyfriend. My first boy friend gets angry at me, and I at him, and it gets a bit loud. My second boyfriends hears it and comes to pick a fight with boyfriend nr. 1. Well lets just say, that i AM single now, and can not attend certain speed dating events :)
My co worker and I got hot and dirty at the xmas party. Couldnt keep our hands from each other and went into a closet and started having sex. Completly naked we made so much noise, that our boss came to see what was going on. As he opned the door we fell out, landed on the floor while everyone was laughing. To make matters worse: It seems that my co worker had a girlfriend who had just turned up to the party to surprise her boyfriend. We sit across from each other at work - still akward and people still wispers about us :(
He was so nice and at the bar, we did several body tequila! At home in bed we kissed and got very hot .... untill he puked in my mouth, all over me and i'm my hair. Oh my god - this is the worst date in my life, and still fell disqusted when thinking about it
I went home with this guy after a "date" at a bar. We were pretty horny and drunk, and he came up with the idea of tyeing me to the bedposts, which turned me on quite a bit. Unfortunately he was so drunk, he passed out while pleasuring me orally, and I ended up in a VERY uncomfortable position for the next 4 hours. I forgave him in the end. When our kids ask how we met, we make something up.
I had dates this girl a few times and meet her at a club. It got hot and nasty, so i took her outside. We found a private lane to sit on and before we did anything, she said: My period stopped two days ago. WTF, do i look like i care ???! I was really surpised how horney she was - never met a girl so wet. So afterwords we go back to the club, and everyone started to stare and laugh! Looked at her and she had RED handprints on her white top, all over her boobs. In fear i look at my hands and they are filled with blood. Guess her period didnt stop two days ago! She left crying and talked to me..
My worst date was the one that I went on with my ex-boyfriend a couple of months ago. He took me to this cheap restaurant and ordered a strange dish that had lots of garlic in it, and I just had a smoothie. After dinner, he tried to make a move on me, and his breath smelled so bad! It was a total turnoff, and I broke up with him right then and there, and went home!
I had for many years thought i was bi sexual. So one evening out drinking I meet a guy ( very first ever ) and decided to go all in, to explore my sexuality. At his place it starts getting hot and he ask if I want a BJ, and i agree. Just as he was busy sucking my dick I realized - I'm not a bisexual! Wait a minute - I'M STRAIGHT!
He was so cool and getting on a date with him, was like a dream. So we starts getting hot and what happens ? He tricks me to get naked ( yes I know, my own fault ) but then he starts to ask me to lick his feet, call him my little bitch and much much worse things. A cool guy but inside a freak and wierd dude - just got the hell out of there!
This really fat girl, living next to me on the dorm, had a huge crush on me. After one very wet night, I woke up abit when allmost falling out of the bed. The hangover was so massive, but what a chock. In the bed with me, was this very very fat girl, allmost pushing me out. WTF! Asked what the hell is going on, and she told me i passed out, and she carried me home. She couldnt help her self, and tryed to have sex with me, but passed out guys didnt seem to be the best partners, so she had gone to bed with me, in the hope we could hook up when i woke up. Fucking Worst Date EVER
On my way to my boyfriend my friend txt'ed me to ask if I wanted to go to the movies. Said no, and lied about going to visit my boyfriend, who she think i had broken up with. I went to surprise my boyfriend to show him how much i liked him, and how sorry I was for allmost dumping him. When going by this window I saw my friend, bouncing topless up and down..... Never spoke to them again. Worst date in my life
The worst date...accidental role reversal! I watched college ball during dinner, and he whined and cried that I wasn't paying any attention to him!!