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I went on a date with this guy whom I really liked. He had a pretty bad reputation around town for being a player, but I had a good feeling about him. I'm no longer a virgin, and I haven't talked to him since. :(

#39 (0) - Jul 15, 2009 03:59 PM by Connie - Sex and naughty - I agree, you are screwed (4) - You deserved that one (14)

One night everything that could go wrong went wrong. I felt like a single, but infact i kinda had 2 boyfriends. At this speed date, what do happens? I sit at the next person who is my boyfriend, and the table after is occupied by my second boyfriend. My first boy friend gets angry at me, and I at him, and it gets a bit loud. My second boyfriends hears it and comes to pick a fight with boyfriend nr. 1. Well lets just say, that i AM single now, and can not attend certain speed dating events :)

#33 (0) - Jul 10, 2009 01:16 PM by Melissa - Speed dates - I agree, you are screwed (1) - You deserved that one (9)

He was so nice and at the bar, we did several body tequila! At home in bed we kissed and got very hot .... untill he puked in my mouth, all over me and i'm my hair. Oh my god - this is the worst date in my life, and still fell disqusted when thinking about it

#77 (0) - Sep 11, 2009 04:46 AM by maria - Sex and naughty - I agree, you are screwed (1) - You deserved that one (9)

I had for many years thought i was bi sexual. So one evening out drinking I meet a guy ( very first ever ) and decided to go all in, to explore my sexuality. At his place it starts getting hot and he ask if I want a BJ, and i agree. Just as he was busy sucking my dick I realized - I'm not a bisexual! Wait a minute - I'M STRAIGHT!

#22 (0) - Jul 6, 2009 05:34 AM by Jacob - Sex and naughty - I agree, you are screwed (2) - You deserved that one (6)

I went home with this guy after a "date" at a bar. We were pretty horny and drunk, and he came up with the idea of tyeing me to the bedposts, which turned me on quite a bit. Unfortunately he was so drunk, he passed out while pleasuring me orally, and I ended up in a VERY uncomfortable position for the next 4 hours. I forgave him in the end. When our kids ask how we met, we make something up.

#42 (0) - Jul 15, 2009 04:16 PM by Virginia - Sex and naughty - I agree, you are screwed (2) - You deserved that one (6)

I had dates this girl a few times and meet her at a club. It got hot and nasty, so i took her outside. We found a private lane to sit on and before we did anything, she said: My period stopped two days ago. WTF, do i look like i care ???! I was really surpised how horney she was - never met a girl so wet. So afterwords we go back to the club, and everyone started to stare and laugh! Looked at her and she had RED handprints on her white top, all over her boobs. In fear i look at my hands and they are filled with blood. Guess her period didnt stop two days ago! She left crying and talked to me..

#18 (0) - Jul 5, 2009 07:51 AM by Nico - Sex and naughty - I agree, you are screwed (0) - You deserved that one (5)

Went out clubbing with my friend. He had told me girls just loved a guy who where "engaged", so I slipped his ring on. Ofcourse I ends up with the only girl not digging guys cheating. Long story short, i lied to her, called her sister a slut and my best friend called my bluff to her and slipped her HIS number. Next time i'll just be me, and maybe not so drunk

#19 (0) - Jul 5, 2009 02:14 PM by Mr H - Dating - I agree, you are screwed (2) - You deserved that one (5)

He was so cool and getting on a date with him, was like a dream. So we starts getting hot and what happens ? He tricks me to get naked ( yes I know, my own fault ) but then he starts to ask me to lick his feet, call him my little bitch and much much worse things. A cool guy but inside a freak and wierd dude - just got the hell out of there!

#70 (0) - Aug 24, 2009 12:03 PM by Sandra - Sex and naughty - I agree, you are screwed (3) - You deserved that one (5)

I was invited to the county fair. When we got there his plan was to not pay and to instead jump the fence. Which he did... and then took off like a bat out of hell. Me, yeah, I jump it too because I'm trying to be all cool like him. But my style is to be casual so as to not cause suspision. Of course I get caught. Do they open a gate for me somewhere and tell me to leave? Oh hell no. They said 'Go back out the way you came.' That's right. I had to climb BACK over the fence in front of them.

#10 (0) - Jun 30, 2009 04:40 PM by melanie - Dating - I agree, you are screwed (1) - You deserved that one (4)

On my way to my boyfriend my friend txt'ed me to ask if I wanted to go to the movies. Said no, and lied about going to visit my boyfriend, who she think i had broken up with. I went to surprise my boyfriend to show him how much i liked him, and how sorry I was for allmost dumping him. When going by this window I saw my friend, bouncing topless up and down..... Never spoke to them again. Worst date in my life

#38 (0) - Jul 15, 2009 10:02 AM by nicky - Dating - I agree, you are screwed (8) - You deserved that one (4)

The worst date...accidental role reversal! I watched college ball during dinner, and he whined and cried that I wasn't paying any attention to him!!

#2 (0) - Jun 28, 2009 11:28 AM by emilie - Dating - I agree, you are screwed (6) - You deserved that one (3)

My co worker and I got hot and dirty at the xmas party. Couldnt keep our hands from each other and went into a closet and started having sex. Completly naked we made so much noise, that our boss came to see what was going on. As he opned the door we fell out, landed on the floor while everyone was laughing. To make matters worse: It seems that my co worker had a girlfriend who had just turned up to the party to surprise her boyfriend. We sit across from each other at work - still akward and people still wispers about us :(

#26 (0) - Jul 7, 2009 05:43 AM by Maria Y - Dating Work buddies - I agree, you are screwed (7) - You deserved that one (3)

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