He was so nice and at the bar, we did several body tequila! At home in bed we kissed and got very hot .... untill he puked in my mouth, all over me and i'm my hair. Oh my god - this is the worst date in my life, and still fell disqusted when thinking about it

He was so cool and getting on a date with him, was like a dream. So we starts getting hot and what happens ? He tricks me to get naked ( yes I know, my own fault ) but then he starts to ask me to lick his feet, call him my little bitch and much much worse things. A cool guy but inside a freak and wierd dude - just got the hell out of there!

I went home with this guy after a "date" at a bar. We were pretty horny and drunk, and he came up with the idea of tyeing me to the bedposts, which turned me on quite a bit. Unfortunately he was so drunk, he passed out while pleasuring me orally, and I ended up in a VERY uncomfortable position for the next 4 hours. I forgave him in the end. When our kids ask how we met, we make something up.

We went on a date after meeting at a party thrown by a common friend. We clicked, and decided to go out to eat. We ended up at her place, and had a great time. Right until the time her parents came home. Turns out, they didn't appreciate a 25 year old boinking their 17 year old daughter. She said she was 22!

I went on a date with this guy whom I really liked. He had a pretty bad reputation around town for being a player, but I had a good feeling about him. I'm no longer a virgin, and I haven't talked to him since. :(

Went home with this sexy asian chick once, after a night of partying, ready for hot luvin'. When we arrived at her house, apparently she had 3 kids, who all woke up since it was 8 o'clock in the morning. So, insted of steamy sex, I got kicked in the face by her young karate kid while falling asleep on her sofa in front of McGuyver rolling on dvd, after I had chenged diapers and fed one of her kids with hot milk. Then I joined her in the shower, hoping for more, only to get laughed at by her kids cause I had tanlines. Very sexy date I must say... ARGH...

This is not the most flattering story of mine, but I constantly get reminded so might as well tell it! ;-) I met this very nice girl in town, on a Friday and invited her to a big party a friend of mine was having on Saturday. Drinks where free and music was loud, I was abit nervous and we both sunk quite a few drinks. We got to cuddle and decided to go home together, but no sex on first date. We couldn't keep to the deal of no sex, and we were doggying before I knew it and then, looong before climax, I trew up on her back... Not the best thing to do, trust me. But today... we are married!

I hooked up with this girl back in college. She lived right next to the school, so it was really a convenient place to go after parties. In the morning I was woken up by an insistent knocking on her dorm-room door. Outside is my friend, telling me to get dressed, my mom sent him to pick me up. Fine, I get driven home. When we get home, I say goodbye, but he starts to get out of the car. "Where are you going?" "With you" "No, you're not. I'm gonna sleep." "No you aren't" Inside is my whole family including close relatives. Turns out *someone* remembered my 18th birthday...

I had for many years thought i was bi sexual. So one evening out drinking I meet a guy ( very first ever ) and decided to go all in, to explore my sexuality. At his place it starts getting hot and he ask if I want a BJ, and i agree. Just as he was busy sucking my dick I realized - I'm not a bisexual! Wait a minute - I'M STRAIGHT!

I had dates this girl a few times and meet her at a club. It got hot and nasty, so i took her outside. We found a private lane to sit on and before we did anything, she said: My period stopped two days ago. WTF, do i look like i care ???! I was really surpised how horney she was - never met a girl so wet. So afterwords we go back to the club, and everyone started to stare and laugh! Looked at her and she had RED handprints on her white top, all over her boobs. In fear i look at my hands and they are filled with blood. Guess her period didnt stop two days ago! She left crying and talked to me..

I was 17 and saw this kinda cute girl. Remember, i was drunk so my vision didnt work as it should ;) We got home to her and started some serious petting. I removed her top and WTF, her upper body was like a bodybuilders! Ok no fear, im getting some, so fuck it. I put my hands down her pants and started... well you know. My fingers started going in to a spasm and started hurtig like hell. Tryed to remove my hand, but at this time she was NOT in the mood to stop - so she literally forced me to give her an orgasm, while i was allmost crying of pain. Did i get something? No she just left me