He asked me if i would go on a date with him. Wasnt really sure but accepted it. After the date he kissed me and eventhough i wasnt really in the mood for beeing kissed by him, i did it. 7 days later my doctor tells me i have Influenza A... ends up in the hospital and my boss fires me for beeing sick too long. Do i have to say this was the worst date ever ? If i see the guy again, i will kick him in the balls! Have never lost so much for one single date!

y worst date was with a guy named Andy. Sure he was hot and had a great smile, but there was a flaw to him. He had horrible B.O.! He picked me up for a date and the entire car smelled like armpit. Even worse, we chose to have dinner in the next town over, so I had to stay in that car for 30 minutes! It seemed like 30 hours!

My worst date was the one that I went on with my ex-boyfriend a couple of months ago. He took me to this cheap restaurant and ordered a strange dish that had lots of garlic in it, and I just had a smoothie. After dinner, he tried to make a move on me, and his breath smelled so bad! It was a total turnoff, and I broke up with him right then and there, and went home!

There was a guy who worked at the art store next door to us who asked me out. We went to a nice restaurant and had just ordered when he leaned over the table and said "I shave my balls." I excused myself, went through the kitchen, and straight out the back door to a bar to use the phone and call my friend to pick me up

A guy took me to the Tompkins Square Park dog parade on a date, followed by brunch, where he told me about how he can't have orgasms because he's on Prozac. And oh, could I cover brunch, because he makes like zero dollars

I brought home a date after a great evening - she was pretty and seemed smart. Seemed. We came home and she was fidgetting a bit but I didn't consider the implications. I went to the toilet, and took a dump. When I came back out, we made out for a while. On my way to the kitchen, I noticed a pillow on the floor. And an odd smell... Turning over the pillow, there was shit on the floor. She told me the dog did it while I was in the bathroom. Unfortunately I don't have a dog - she saw the basket I keep for a friend and assumed... There was no 2. date.

On my way to my boyfriend my friend txt'ed me to ask if I wanted to go to the movies. Said no, and lied about going to visit my boyfriend, who she think i had broken up with. I went to surprise my boyfriend to show him how much i liked him, and how sorry I was for allmost dumping him. When going by this window I saw my friend, bouncing topless up and down..... Never spoke to them again. Worst date in my life

I once got invited to dinner in Paris from this dreamy guy, and since I did not speak french at all, he took care of ordering. Snails and a wonderful soup for entre, a delicious piece of meat I still cannot pronounce for maincourse and sorbet icecream for dessert. Everything seemed perfect, until afterwards, when we walked in the moonshine towards Tour de Eiffel and sat down to make out. My head swoll up, my tongue too, and I realized I was having an allegic reaction from the soup, which apparantly had clams in it. We spent the rest of our date in the emergency room..He never called me again.

This really fat girl, living next to me on the dorm, had a huge crush on me. After one very wet night, I woke up abit when allmost falling out of the bed. The hangover was so massive, but what a chock. In the bed with me, was this very very fat girl, allmost pushing me out. WTF! Asked what the hell is going on, and she told me i passed out, and she carried me home. She couldnt help her self, and tryed to have sex with me, but passed out guys didnt seem to be the best partners, so she had gone to bed with me, in the hope we could hook up when i woke up. Fucking Worst Date EVER

I was out partying with this cute swedish guy i know. On the dancefloor I dance next to a pole, and for fun, this guy pulls up a pair of handcuffs. Stupid as i am, I let him put he handcuffs around my hands, so im chained to the pole. All of a sudden a friend of his, calls him from the bar, and he runs up to him. 2hours later the bar closes and I'm STILL THERE! Lucky hes outside talking to some friends so the bartender gets him in there to unchain me. I NEVER speaks to him again!

I meet this girl, and I couldnt really tell her age. Im 19 and she told me she was 17. Ok I thought, she is HOT and has a great body. Later that week i meet her at a bar, so ofcourse i thinks she is atleast 17 if she could sneak in. We go to the beach and talk for an hour, hold hands and just as im about to make my move, she ask: What is your last name ? I tell it to her, and she goes: Oh so maybe Ken is your little brother? Yep, how do you know? He is in my paraell class! So it turns out i was allmost making out with a 13 yrold girl *GRRR*

Went out clubbing with my friend. He had told me girls just loved a guy who where "engaged", so I slipped his ring on. Ofcourse I ends up with the only girl not digging guys cheating. Long story short, i lied to her, called her sister a slut and my best friend called my bluff to her and slipped her HIS number. Next time i'll just be me, and maybe not so drunk