I was invited to the county fair. When we got there his plan was to not pay and to instead jump the fence. Which he did... and then took off like a bat out of hell. Me, yeah, I jump it too because I'm trying to be all cool like him. But my style is to be casual so as to not cause suspision. Of course I get caught. Do they open a gate for me somewhere and tell me to leave? Oh hell no. They said 'Go back out the way you came.' That's right. I had to climb BACK over the fence in front of them.

One time I had a date with a man who was a Captain in the Army. Our date was dancing, then we went back to my place. He went to the bathroom and when he did not return to me, I found him in my closet sleeping under my shoes. I had opened the closet to look for him and I just saw these size 13 feet poking out of my shoe closet. He had put all my shoes on top of him and well he fell asleep

You ever have one of those days where it seems everything just conspires against you? I was getting ready for a date with a cute guy I'd met . I wanted to look my best, so I pulled out the curlers and started doing my hair up nice. Unfortunately it was an old iron, and apparently was on it's last legs. Halfway in I noticed a burning smell, and when I pulled the iron out, melting strands of hair followed! Oooh! :( I tried to make it work by doing my hair up to conceal the burned hair, but I'm fairly sure my date smelled burning hair all evening. :(

I went on this date with a great guy who I'd wanted to ask me out for a while. We had a nice time at the restaurant, and after a nice desert he drove me home. I kissed him goodnight on the cheek and we agreed that we both wanted to do it again some other time. I got out of his car, and slammed the door, and just as he drove off I realized my $700 dress was stuck in the door. Very shortly after, I was a semi-naked woman in the cold evening air, running for my door.

I had met this really cute chick at a bar when I was out with some friends. We didn't talk much, but I got her number and we proceeded to text a bit over the next week. I plunged and asked her on a date. When I opened the door she looked confused at me. Turns out she thought she was going on a date with a different guy - one of my friends who was also at the bar that night. :(

He chased me for weeks, and when I finally said, "Yes" he said "No"! We worked that out, but it was only one hurdle in my Worst Date Ever.

I went on a date with the boy I had a crush on so bad and so long and when he finally asked me out. I was thrill and nothing bad could happen except for that's what I thought. I put a fake ponytail in my head because I didn't want to wear it down, I didn't have many hair pins so I put up there what I had. We went to Red Lobster and was seated. The waiter came by a bushed against me and as he walked off my ponytail was some how stuck to his shirt and when he walked off so did my ponytail. Everyone in the resturant and my date laughed all night.

Last Friday, my sweet pea took me to A gas station for dinner! It stunk like smoke and urine, and it was really cheap. To make it worse, I dressed up, because he told me that we were going someplace nice. Halfway through the meal, when Sweet Pea was in the little boy's room, a trucker asked me for my digits!

The worst date...accidental role reversal! I watched college ball during dinner, and he whined and cried that I wasn't paying any attention to him!!

I was taking this girl to a Valentine Banquet so we were all dressed up and I had on some new dress shoes with leather soles. I was in a hurry to get her because I was running late so I forgot to "scuff" the bottoms up. During dinner it must have rained outside because the stairs were kinda wet. I slipped on the top of the stairs and reached out to keep my balance. I thought I had grabbed my dates shoulder. Turns out I ripped her dress top off and her bra as well. Nothing like flashing on the college campus ;-)