I was out partying with this cute swedish guy i know. On the dancefloor I dance next to a pole, and for fun, this guy pulls up a pair of handcuffs. Stupid as i am, I let him put he handcuffs around my hands, so im chained to the pole. All of a sudden a friend of his, calls him from the bar, and he runs up to him. 2hours later the bar closes and I'm STILL THERE! Lucky hes outside talking to some friends so the bartender gets him in there to unchain me. I NEVER speaks to him again!

I had for many years thought i was bi sexual. So one evening out drinking I meet a guy ( very first ever ) and decided to go all in, to explore my sexuality. At his place it starts getting hot and he ask if I want a BJ, and i agree. Just as he was busy sucking my dick I realized - I'm not a bisexual! Wait a minute - I'M STRAIGHT!

Some years back I was on a date with a guy. At one point he fishes out his wallet, and a STACK of condoms fall out. Like, a LOT of them. He just winks and smiles at me. After the date was over, I decided to leave - alone, and his reply? "Guess I didn't need the condoms". Oh, and I was 13 and he was 14.

I meet this girl, and I couldnt really tell her age. Im 19 and she told me she was 17. Ok I thought, she is HOT and has a great body. Later that week i meet her at a bar, so ofcourse i thinks she is atleast 17 if she could sneak in. We go to the beach and talk for an hour, hold hands and just as im about to make my move, she ask: What is your last name ? I tell it to her, and she goes: Oh so maybe Ken is your little brother? Yep, how do you know? He is in my paraell class! So it turns out i was allmost making out with a 13 yrold girl *GRRR*

Went out clubbing with my friend. He had told me girls just loved a guy who where "engaged", so I slipped his ring on. Ofcourse I ends up with the only girl not digging guys cheating. Long story short, i lied to her, called her sister a slut and my best friend called my bluff to her and slipped her HIS number. Next time i'll just be me, and maybe not so drunk

I had dates this girl a few times and meet her at a club. It got hot and nasty, so i took her outside. We found a private lane to sit on and before we did anything, she said: My period stopped two days ago. WTF, do i look like i care ???! I was really surpised how horney she was - never met a girl so wet. So afterwords we go back to the club, and everyone started to stare and laugh! Looked at her and she had RED handprints on her white top, all over her boobs. In fear i look at my hands and they are filled with blood. Guess her period didnt stop two days ago! She left crying and talked to me..

I was 17 and saw this kinda cute girl. Remember, i was drunk so my vision didnt work as it should ;) We got home to her and started some serious petting. I removed her top and WTF, her upper body was like a bodybuilders! Ok no fear, im getting some, so fuck it. I put my hands down her pants and started... well you know. My fingers started going in to a spasm and started hurtig like hell. Tryed to remove my hand, but at this time she was NOT in the mood to stop - so she literally forced me to give her an orgasm, while i was allmost crying of pain. Did i get something? No she just left me

I was 17 and got set up with a 13-year-old. Enough said.

went on a blind date with a chap who was so up his backside, he didn't like what i was wearing and kept making me feel stupid....so he asked to come in for coffee...and i thought i know what you're after matey boy and you aint getting any! so obliged...anyway we were sat chatting and i really wanted him to go...so i rolled backwards and farted! he was so disgusted (desired effect accomplished) he rang his mate to slag me off...so whilst on the phone i called him a taxi...showed him the door, whilst he was still reeling from the shock that a woman can actually fart! yep pretty disastrous.

was meeting someone from online, he was so perfect (so I thought) he was handsome, smart, head screwed on right, so yummy. When we met it is the Dutch thing to do the kiss kiss thing on the cheeks, my goodness his stink slapped me so hard, he just stunk, he lifted his arm and the whole city centre passed out, he talked I just about fainted or threw up, and he had this hard hard laugh so everyone looked then smelt him. He wanted to kiss me goodbye at the end of the boring date of listening to the ins and outs of his work and I just shook his hand and RUN!!!!

I have a serious sleeping disorder. My problem is not getting sleep but keeping awake. One time we went to a movie and I fell asleep. I was awakened by the guard. It turned out the movie house was already closed and everyone including my date already went home. She never talked to me again

Had a date with a girl i knew who had a crush on me. We ended up talking a lot on the phone and via IMs. When it came time for the actual date, had nothing to say to each other. talk about uncomfortable silences. Lesson learned, don't talk too much before actually meeting in person.