I once got invited to dinner in Paris from this dreamy guy, and since I did not speak french at all, he took care of ordering. Snails and a wonderful soup for entre, a delicious piece of meat I still cannot pronounce for maincourse and sorbet icecream for dessert. Everything seemed perfect, until afterwards, when we walked in the moonshine towards Tour de Eiffel and sat down to make out. My head swoll up, my tongue too, and I realized I was having an allegic reaction from the soup, which apparantly had clams in it. We spent the rest of our date in the emergency room..He never called me again.

Went home with this sexy asian chick once, after a night of partying, ready for hot luvin'. When we arrived at her house, apparently she had 3 kids, who all woke up since it was 8 o'clock in the morning. So, insted of steamy sex, I got kicked in the face by her young karate kid while falling asleep on her sofa in front of McGuyver rolling on dvd, after I had chenged diapers and fed one of her kids with hot milk. Then I joined her in the shower, hoping for more, only to get laughed at by her kids cause I had tanlines. Very sexy date I must say... ARGH...

This is not the most flattering story of mine, but I constantly get reminded so might as well tell it! ;-) I met this very nice girl in town, on a Friday and invited her to a big party a friend of mine was having on Saturday. Drinks where free and music was loud, I was abit nervous and we both sunk quite a few drinks. We got to cuddle and decided to go home together, but no sex on first date. We couldn't keep to the deal of no sex, and we were doggying before I knew it and then, looong before climax, I trew up on her back... Not the best thing to do, trust me. But today... we are married!

I'd been dating this really, REALLY HOT guy for a few weeks when he was "sent home to my place" early one night bc he was so drunk. When I arrived at my apartment building, I found him in the stairways all naked with just a jacket on, trying to trow out his underwear in the trashtunnel. He didn't wake up when he "had the need", he said. Needless to say, he was sent home, underless and half naked like i found him. And needless to say, couldn't keep dating him after that. Worst of all is, he didn't remeber it, so I had to refresh his memory when i dumped him... what a looser! :-)

One night everything that could go wrong went wrong. I felt like a single, but infact i kinda had 2 boyfriends. At this speed date, what do happens? I sit at the next person who is my boyfriend, and the table after is occupied by my second boyfriend. My first boy friend gets angry at me, and I at him, and it gets a bit loud. My second boyfriends hears it and comes to pick a fight with boyfriend nr. 1. Well lets just say, that i AM single now, and can not attend certain speed dating events :)

I hooked up with this girl back in college. She lived right next to the school, so it was really a convenient place to go after parties. In the morning I was woken up by an insistent knocking on her dorm-room door. Outside is my friend, telling me to get dressed, my mom sent him to pick me up. Fine, I get driven home. When we get home, I say goodbye, but he starts to get out of the car. "Where are you going?" "With you" "No, you're not. I'm gonna sleep." "No you aren't" Inside is my whole family including close relatives. Turns out *someone* remembered my 18th birthday...

Was set up with this nice girl. Everything was going fine untill she wanted to talk about religion. I'm a non beliver, and all my one night stands are there to prove it. She was a Jehovas Witness, and before i knew it, I had WatchTower slapped in the face, A lecture about my huge chance of becomming lost for the lord, All the devils in my body ect ect. I RAN out of the resturent and 12 hours later i got a txt message: Hi, I had fun. What happend to you? Sorry you git ill in the middle! I told you the devils demons was in you. I really like you, see you tonight again ? WORST DATE ever

I felt oblige to help and, somewhat shameful, walked downstairs to the dancefloor where my newly found friend (ah well) were standing eyeballing me.. I of course let her loose, while enjoying her swearing, then helped her home, since her friends couldnâ

This really fat girl, living next to me on the dorm, had a huge crush on me. After one very wet night, I woke up abit when allmost falling out of the bed. The hangover was so massive, but what a chock. In the bed with me, was this very very fat girl, allmost pushing me out. WTF! Asked what the hell is going on, and she told me i passed out, and she carried me home. She couldnt help her self, and tryed to have sex with me, but passed out guys didnt seem to be the best partners, so she had gone to bed with me, in the hope we could hook up when i woke up. Fucking Worst Date EVER

My co worker and I got hot and dirty at the xmas party. Couldnt keep our hands from each other and went into a closet and started having sex. Completly naked we made so much noise, that our boss came to see what was going on. As he opned the door we fell out, landed on the floor while everyone was laughing. To make matters worse: It seems that my co worker had a girlfriend who had just turned up to the party to surprise her boyfriend. We sit across from each other at work - still akward and people still wispers about us :(

found this cute girl online and I asked her out on a date. What a fricking surprise to see her comming to the park with 2 kids! I thought, maybe she was babysitting her little bother and sister ? noooo, she had been a teen mom twice! To make matters worse: After 1 hour of playing with her kids, she start jabbing about how i would make a perfect substitute dads for her kids! WTF - 1st date and one hour in she wants be to be the father of her kids ? WORST DATE EVER

Was set up on a blind date by my friend. Turns out they have found a sweet guy online, but forgot to check out his looks! Bad gums, even worse teeths, smelling like neglected showers and much more. I know im single and desperatly wants a boyfriend, but I told my friend: Next time, find an attractive guy and do not care about this personally!