When Dating Isn't Fun

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He was so nice and at the bar, we did several body tequila! At home in bed we kissed and got very hot .... untill he puked in my mouth, all over me and i'm my hair. Oh my god - this is the worst date in my life, and still fell disqusted when thinking about it

#77 (0) - Sep 11, 2009 04:46 AM by maria - Sex and naughty - I agree, you are screwed (4) - You deserved that one (15)

He was so cool and getting on a date with him, was like a dream. So we starts getting hot and what happens ? He tricks me to get naked ( yes I know, my own fault ) but then he starts to ask me to lick his feet, call him my little bitch and much much worse things. A cool guy but inside a freak and wierd dude - just got the hell out of there!

#70 (0) - Aug 24, 2009 12:03 PM by Sandra - Sex and naughty - I agree, you are screwed (4) - You deserved that one (11)

He asked me if i would go on a date with him. Wasnt really sure but accepted it. After the date he kissed me and eventhough i wasnt really in the mood for beeing kissed by him, i did it. 7 days later my doctor tells me i have Influenza A... ends up in the hospital and my boss fires me for beeing sick too long. Do i have to say this was the worst date ever ? If i see the guy again, i will kick him in the balls! Have never lost so much for one single date!

#47 (0) - Jul 31, 2009 11:02 AM by Natalie a - Dating - I agree, you are screwed (12) - You deserved that one (1)

y worst date was with a guy named Andy. Sure he was hot and had a great smile, but there was a flaw to him. He had horrible B.O.! He picked me up for a date and the entire car smelled like armpit. Even worse, we chose to have dinner in the next town over, so I had to stay in that car for 30 minutes! It seemed like 30 hours!

#46 (0) - Jul 26, 2009 04:35 PM by Kris - Dating - I agree, you are screwed (6) - You deserved that one (3)

My worst date was the one that I went on with my ex-boyfriend a couple of months ago. He took me to this cheap restaurant and ordered a strange dish that had lots of garlic in it, and I just had a smoothie. After dinner, he tried to make a move on me, and his breath smelled so bad! It was a total turnoff, and I broke up with him right then and there, and went home!

#45 (0) - Jul 26, 2009 04:35 PM by sam - Dating - I agree, you are screwed (1) - You deserved that one (12)

There was a guy who worked at the art store next door to us who asked me out. We went to a nice restaurant and had just ordered when he leaned over the table and said "I shave my balls." I excused myself, went through the kitchen, and straight out the back door to a bar to use the phone and call my friend to pick me up

#44 (0) - Jul 18, 2009 05:26 AM by sandra - Dating - I agree, you are screwed (10) - You deserved that one (1)

A guy took me to the Tompkins Square Park dog parade on a date, followed by brunch, where he told me about how he can't have orgasms because he's on Prozac. And oh, could I cover brunch, because he makes like zero dollars

#43 (0) - Jul 18, 2009 05:25 AM by Melanie - Dating - I agree, you are screwed (19) - You deserved that one (3)

I went home with this guy after a "date" at a bar. We were pretty horny and drunk, and he came up with the idea of tyeing me to the bedposts, which turned me on quite a bit. Unfortunately he was so drunk, he passed out while pleasuring me orally, and I ended up in a VERY uncomfortable position for the next 4 hours. I forgave him in the end. When our kids ask how we met, we make something up.

#42 (0) - Jul 15, 2009 04:16 PM by Virginia - Sex and naughty - I agree, you are screwed (2) - You deserved that one (14)

I brought home a date after a great evening - she was pretty and seemed smart. Seemed. We came home and she was fidgetting a bit but I didn't consider the implications. I went to the toilet, and took a dump. When I came back out, we made out for a while. On my way to the kitchen, I noticed a pillow on the floor. And an odd smell... Turning over the pillow, there was shit on the floor. She told me the dog did it while I was in the bathroom. Unfortunately I don't have a dog - she saw the basket I keep for a friend and assumed... There was no 2. date.

#41 (0) - Jul 15, 2009 04:12 PM by Barney - Dating - I agree, you are screwed (17) - You deserved that one (1)

We went on a date after meeting at a party thrown by a common friend. We clicked, and decided to go out to eat. We ended up at her place, and had a great time. Right until the time her parents came home. Turns out, they didn't appreciate a 25 year old boinking their 17 year old daughter. She said she was 22!

#40 (0) - Jul 15, 2009 04:03 PM by Richard - Sex and naughty - I agree, you are screwed (16) - You deserved that one (4)

I went on a date with this guy whom I really liked. He had a pretty bad reputation around town for being a player, but I had a good feeling about him. I'm no longer a virgin, and I haven't talked to him since. :(

#39 (0) - Jul 15, 2009 03:59 PM by Connie - Sex and naughty - I agree, you are screwed (5) - You deserved that one (27)

On my way to my boyfriend my friend txt'ed me to ask if I wanted to go to the movies. Said no, and lied about going to visit my boyfriend, who she think i had broken up with. I went to surprise my boyfriend to show him how much i liked him, and how sorry I was for allmost dumping him. When going by this window I saw my friend, bouncing topless up and down..... Never spoke to them again. Worst date in my life

#38 (0) - Jul 15, 2009 10:02 AM by nicky - Dating - I agree, you are screwed (16) - You deserved that one (8)

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